MINIFESTOS

The Titanic

Fact: Women and children were let off the Titanic first.

Question: If there were only women and children on the boat, who would be let off first?

Answer: The ship would not have sunk.

Stages of Normalizing Difference

1. Different exists

2. Different exists by comparison because normal exists

3. Normality exists for cultural organization

4. The organization exists to progress

5. Difference exists to break out of the ‘perceived’ objectivity of progress

6. Progress then evolves from difference

7. Difference is then ‘perceived’ as normality

8. Difference is normality

Failure

What is failure if intentional?

Rearranging

I was going to turn my bed around. I said fuck it, and put my pillows on the other side.

Superstition

I reject superstition.

To believe something beautiful happened intentionally,

Intentionally strips away the beauty of coincidence.

Understanding coincidence helps us to recognize:

Our lives are not planned.
Our lives are built by chances, some self appointed, some uncontrollable, all unpredictable.

Parodist Minifesto

I am happy to hate.

I am happy everything I hate exists for, if it did not exist, I would have nothing to hate.

SHORT STORIES

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To Lou (A River Fish in the Ocean)

To Lou explores themes of protest, meaninglessness, disfigurement, and so much more. In an effort to save his favorite tree, a man accidentally glues his hands to his hips and must navigate life accordingly.

The Story of Danny Finkle

The Story of Danny Finkle is a poetic exploration of semiotics and how it influences meaning, or as the Moroccans say it "Menino El Linguica". Danny Finkle, our troubled protagonist, must find success in his life, but so many things stand in his way.